The Obese In The Air

Big day flying back to Iowa form New Jersey. I hop on the plane and take my seat in my row on a small two seated airplane. I was almost ecstatic to find that there looked like there would be no one seated next to me. While having a pre-celebration party with myself a large woman gets on the plane. I figured there are other empty seats, but I knew that destiny brought her toward me. Her enormous rolls brushed ever seat as she walked by. I had already accepted the fact that she was headed straight for my seat. She sat down next to me and I immediately put the arm rest down to harness her blubber. The poor arm rest was no match for the small whale. Her blubber spilled over and under the arm rest. I was disgusted. I came to the conclusion that is that the obese should either not fly or buy 2 seats because that lady had some extreme flab.

These childern will need an extra seat one day.